Hello, Nation! Welcome to my interview blog. I hope that all of you avid watchers, readers, listeners, bloggers, and overall well-behaved patriotic American citizens (and by citizens I mean all capable white men over the age of 40... sorry ladies and all other non-white over 40 men/boys! It's a man's world out there, after all!) can pardon me while I find my wits about this site. Care to ask a question, Nation?Note: This blog may randomly become inactive for short periods of time.
((OOC Note: This is a floating (meaning group-less) rp blog that plays both The Colbert Report Stephen Colbert (the asshole satirical one) and the Actor Stephen Colbert (the "real one") and is made solely for fun. Please forgive any errors made. Also, any quotes will be referenced in footnotes/tags as to avoid being sued for plagiarism. Background image was found on Google; no theft intended))
What’re you guys doing?
Oh? Why not~? /frowns a bit/ Ah well, You’ll see the light of America soon.
Mm? Always like- oh, you mean glowingly handsome and shockingly suave? Yes. Yes I am always like this.
Hmm, I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t qualify to do so. That, and I’m just not that interested right now? [shrugs] Something’ll work out.
[she snorts.] Not sure I’d describe you like that, but hey, I’ll go with that. Is it just for the show though, or what?
Heh, I’ll take it. Why not?
What, a man can’t be amazing on and off a show? /he lifted a brow, trying his best not to break character/
[She squints at him. There’s something off, she’s sure of it. Of course, she could be reading into things again, but she doesn’t ever care.] No, not that. It’s just… Strange. I guess.
Strange? Hmm. Well, I have been described as ‘weird’ and ‘offensive.’ I just hope you’re not someone who would agree… /chuckles/ at least with the offensive part.
I can only try like everyone else /rubs her back gently/
/pets her hair gently and holds her close, sighing./ I’m sorry these bad/sad/upsetting things have been happening to you, Autumn. And while I wish I could help more with them, I can only offer being here as a shoulder to lean on and support whenever you need it.
Sure you can! If you have internet, it’s on my website, colbertnation.com. If you don’t… well. You could always buy the season… I think. Hell, I’d even get you some sort of cable TV, just to indulge your curiosity and fuel my own luxurious’ voice’s audience. After all, the Nation is constantly growing. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next member? /winks, grin remaining plastered to his face/
Mmm. Well, I have internet access, so that’ll help. [she shrugs] But I don’t think I’d want to be the next member. Not yet at least. [frowns slightly at his consistent smile.] … You always like this?
Oh? Why not~? /frowns a bit/ Ah well, You’ll see the light of America soon.
Mm? Always like- oh, you mean glowingly handsome and shockingly suave? Yes. Yes I am always like this.
Hmm, I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t qualify to do so. That, and I’m just not that interested right now? [shrugs] Something’ll work out.
[she snorts.] Not sure I’d describe you like that, but hey, I’ll go with that. Is it just for the show though, or what?
Heh, I’ll take it. Why not?
What, a man can’t be amazing on and off a show? /he lifted a brow, trying his best not to break character/
I will make up for any achievements or friends you lack. ESPECIALLY with hugs. /smiles/ Want another? /squeezes tight/ <:
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Remember when~?))
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